Waiting for the beast.
Not the one to conquer all.
This one goes, "eep eep."

You are not your car.
You are not your bank account.
You are who you are.

Plenty to eat; drink.
New faces to remember.
In-law reunion.

Yummy pop goodness!
You feel the tartness so clear!
Click Yum Pop dot com!

Results are tallied.
Scores have been sent in the mail.
I have passed the test.

Gradification?
Instantly the longer wins.
Restful sleep comes next.

Underware burglar?
Scurrying in the darkness
and hamper-raiding.

Momma always said:
"Life is like a box of poop."
Momma is stupid.

Pages and pages
many words are created
Till the pen goes dry.

Strenuous work-out.
Getting paid and keeping fit.
Now its time for rest.

Show me the money!
Gotta get the loot to boot.
Then I can speed up.

One more bites the dust.
Ratio of trucks to cars
has added one more.