Thursday, February 28, 2002

A stack of pennies.
Six high, lurking in the dark.
Lost money to find.

Wednesday, February 27, 2002

Sleeping for seconds.
Extraction site is still sore.
Damn, my breath is bad.

Thursday, February 21, 2002

Strange. On a napkin,
there is written HAMBURGER.
What does it all mean?
Monkeys are MEAN, man!
Lets say you have some candy,
and oops! Out of room.

Friday, February 15, 2002

Hey, you know three chords?
You could be in a band, man!
Blink 182.

Thursday, February 14, 2002

I love you, stinky.
Will you be my valentine?
Lets go take a bath.
Its red and oozing,
streaming down his face and drips.
Get rid of acne.

Tuesday, February 05, 2002

Smokey rings from fire.
Tamper down that little mound.
Ah, this is the life.
Once upon a time,
there were underdogs abound
who won victory.