Click click click click click
goes the keyboard as I type
the words click click click.

Anyone can pee.
But guys can pee standing up.
How cool is that, huh?

The car ride, silent.
Tunes played on the radio
as we drove ahead.

Don't touch my yardstick.
Two rulers can do the job.
Library chit-chat.

Accumulate much,
In the end, it will be gone.
Love has more power.

You can see your cake,
but don't take a bite, big guy.
Pimples, baby, yeah!

When nature fights back
against man's unruly hand,
we globally lose.

And when we nurture
the earth and see the seeds sprout,
we globally win.

How do you know if
your asleep, when you can see
tommorrow today?

Drink up your oyster.
It is painful to get down,
to expose the pearl.

Watch out for sin, boy.
It can creep up on you like
a shadow at night.

Hey big C.E.O.
Look at me now! No problem,
for I am happy.

The boat is docking
in the bay, waiting for me
to jump on in. Ahoy!

Sit on a mountain.
Practice yoga in the buff.
New things you will learn.

Complete the training.
And one more certificate
can hang on your wall.

Mom and Dad are dead.
They lie in shallow pools, bloated.
Raining on us worms.