Friday, January 25, 2002

You tired little bird.
Stop flapping your wings and rest.
Come home, build your nest.

Tuesday, January 22, 2002

Eating whilst on break.
TV off, guitar in hand.
Melody remains.
Pearly white, so tight.
Sitting in rows with helmets.
Two more casualties.
You say tom-ah-to,
I say to-may-to. Who cares?
It's a vegetable.

Monday, January 21, 2002

Grab the red one, Bill!
No no no, look behind you!
Argh! This game is dumb.
One hundred free rocks.
Choose the one to make you smile.
Your jackets' too tight.
Overflowing slums
Squeeze dirt and debris mainstream.
Infiltrate your life.

Friday, January 18, 2002

Robot needs new parts.
Peripherals add to the
digital divide.

Saturday, January 12, 2002

Stupid UPS.
You wait for package, and they
come while your at work.
Needles prick your mind.
You lose control and feeling.
Fateful day this is.
La Cucaracha,
Hey wait! Why are we singing
about cockroaches?

Thursday, January 10, 2002

Hey, why is it that:
You can scratch an itch, right, but
you can't itch a scratch?
I ate some flowers.
I was told they were minty.
But OH, they were NOT!
People can be dumb.
Not only stupid, but real
idiotic jerks.
Hello my precious.
So warm and fuzzy to touch.
I love you, meatball!

Wednesday, January 09, 2002

My eyes ache for you.
The pain is unbearable!
Gonna gouge 'em out.

Monday, January 07, 2002

Candy fills you up.
You become fat, overweight.
Better dig your hole.
Drive drive drive, vroom vroom.
Go, stop, gas, slow, monkey howl.
I get paid for this?