Friday, August 31, 2001

Staring me blank in the face.
I'm creating art.
Claim your destiny.
Another one says "I do."
Who will be the next?

Thursday, August 30, 2001

There's pain; you might bleed.
Electric needles on skin.
Ink for human art.

Wednesday, August 29, 2001

A bird in the hand
is worth two in the buttocks.
Ummm....OK, thats gross.
Ain't no thang, G-dog!
You be wickety-whack, yo!
Learn proper english.
Don't do harm to men.
What goes around, comes around;
get it in the end.
Oh, La f'ee verte
She comes at the hour you wait,
to devour your hate.

Tuesday, August 28, 2001

Their bones are weary.
Vietnam and Korea,
Our heroes lie dead.

Monday, August 27, 2001

Salmon swim upstream,
it is their mission in life.
What is yours, tough guy?

Sunday, August 26, 2001

Pop stars are like gods.
They are idols of worship.
But they can die, too.
Who's the weakest link?
Maybe you're a millionaire.
Reality sucks.

Saturday, August 25, 2001

If you go to bed
with itchy bum, you wake up
with smelly fingers.

Friday, August 24, 2001

Don't eat yellow snow,
the taste is bitter at first
and makes you throw up!
The crust in my eyes;
so early in the morning,
and yet I'm at work.

Wednesday, August 22, 2001

A nun drove by fast,
and when asked, she said it was
a nasty habit.
I pity the fool!
B. A. Barakus says that.
I pity the fool!
Emotions feed fear.
Learn to understand your foe,
and you will beat him.
If you only knew
the power of the dark side.
Then you'd turn to light.

Monday, August 20, 2001

Don't you like my food?
Sure, it may smell funny now.
The toilet, it's from.
Theater seating:
For one guest, no smoking please.
The show is my dream.
I like dogs, they're fun!
They bark and run and fetch things
and bite the mailman!
You can never tell
how happy or successfull
you'll be in life. Ride.
How happy I'd be
If there were just three. Just Jess
and a dog and me.

Saturday, August 18, 2001

Lots of posts today.
This should make Kathleen happy.
I got more in store!
The corporate world sucks.
Have I mentioned that before?
It bears repeating.
My goodness rabbit!
You hop and jump and bump things!
You die, we cook you!

Thursday, August 16, 2001

I play the game now.
Majestic is fake, I know.
Gone reality.