Wednesday, August 28, 2002

Watching the bunnies.
Flip, run, jump, fly and flip out.
Oh, what fun we had.
All you need is love.
Love is just like oxygen.
The greatest thing learned.
Everybody works.
Is what you do, who you are?
Defined by standards.

Monday, August 26, 2002

Good friends and good fruit.
The best recipe for fun.
Oh, fondue helps too!
Not so much to do.
Relaxing over weekends.
Sipping herbal tea.

Wednesday, August 21, 2002

Repairs have been made.
Gets me where I want to go.
Happy SUV.
Almost through with her.
The green fairy will leave soon.
She must be replaced!

Monday, August 19, 2002

Almost time again.
When the school year starts up and
teachers call it quits.
The weekend was long.
One: A renewal of vows.
Two: Very loud kids.

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

Almost beer o'clock.
Two hours and I'm buying.
Forget work for now.
Fire and Ice: nice!
Got to crack open snow crab.
Fellowship of five.
One hundred degrees.
Keep hydrated if you drink.
Fun work cook-out day!
Broken vein, purple.
Will I be able to play?
Volleyball and beer.

Monday, August 12, 2002

Saw the signs that read:
Aliens invade U.S.!
Was worth the money.
More exposure now?
From paintings or book drawings?
Which will make me rich?
A good band equals:
Talent, plus the love for song.
They must get along.
Stupid DVD's!
What??! Unable to play disc!!??
Time to die, machine!
Seeing family.
Friends for five or more minutes.
The weekend has gone.

Wednesday, August 07, 2002

One of three I've got.
I may watch it any time.
Rings on DVD.

Wednesday, July 31, 2002

Going for the Soul.
Inviting and refreshing.
Turn me inside-out.

Thursday, July 25, 2002

Going to the cape.
Cracking open lobster shells.
Dip in butter, YUM!
Slacking off with words.
What to write, or I'm lazy.
Or busy with paint.

Friday, July 19, 2002

You wore the red dress?
Are you trying to kill me?
You know you look hot.

Tuesday, July 16, 2002

Masterpiece complete.
The first of many to come.
Will I be famous?
Life's lessons relearned.
Who you are, and who to be.
Confusion has left.

Friday, July 12, 2002

Sponge-Bob pinata.
Baseball bat in hand. Ready!??
Sponge-Bob has no heart.

Monday, July 08, 2002

All I can do now.
Occupy my time with things.
Appreciation.
Mix the colors well.
Red blue green yellow purple.
Brush on the canvas.
Her side of the bed.
Cold as the wind in the night.
Five days and counting.

Wednesday, June 26, 2002

Waiting for the beast.
Not the one to conquer all.
This one goes, "eep eep."

Monday, June 24, 2002

You are not your car.
You are not your bank account.
You are who you are.
Plenty to eat; drink.
New faces to remember.
In-law reunion.

Tuesday, June 18, 2002

Yummy pop goodness!
You feel the tartness so clear!
Click Yum Pop dot com!
Results are tallied.
Scores have been sent in the mail.
I have passed the test.

Friday, June 14, 2002

Gradification?
Instantly the longer wins.
Restful sleep comes next.
Underware burglar?
Scurrying in the darkness
and hamper-raiding.
Momma always said:
"Life is like a box of poop."
Momma is stupid.
Pages and pages
many words are created
Till the pen goes dry.

Tuesday, June 11, 2002

Strenuous work-out.
Getting paid and keeping fit.
Now its time for rest.

Wednesday, June 05, 2002

Show me the money!
Gotta get the loot to boot.
Then I can speed up.

Tuesday, June 04, 2002

One more bites the dust.
Ratio of trucks to cars
has added one more.

Friday, May 31, 2002

Drive in the city.
Strive to make it in one piece.
Bribe the meter-maid.

Thursday, May 30, 2002

To the touch; fuzzy.
Strange flavor my toe cheese has.
Yet, it keeps me warm.

Tuesday, May 28, 2002

Memorial day.
Shopping and walking in town.
Dogs were not the thing.
Jump across the cage!
Stop frustrating me, monkey!
You damn dirty ape!

Friday, May 24, 2002

Who is the monkey?
The one pooping? Or the one
cleaning up the poop?
You think you're so cool?
Just because you smoke? Two words:
Nicotine water.
I rebuilt the fence.
Keeps the grass where it should be.
On top of my head.
Transportation found.
The tunnel into your brain
is now wide open.
I tickled monkey.
He said, "Eep eep stop you jerk!"
Monkey is no fun.
Its already here.
And you thought you had to wait.
Too bad it won't last.

Thursday, May 23, 2002

Green fairy dancing
on my tongue and down my throat.
Oh, what joy is this!
All the plans are set.
The weekend is taking shape.
Time to get away.

Wednesday, May 15, 2002

So much time in life.
Where will you be in ten years?
Get where you're going.
I remembered it!
Failing lends itself to grief,
so perservere, fool!
Consumerism.
Buying the latest gadget.
Is it important?
Are you sure you're right?
What if you are wrong, then what?
Double check yourself.
They're little demons!
They play nice, and then they strike!
Oh, what trickery.

Friday, May 10, 2002

Imagine the taste.
Sweet and bitter rolling 'round
your tongue and in you.
Days turn into weeks.
Your whole life begins to blur.
Time to end the ride.

Thursday, May 09, 2002

All we are is what?
Just one more brick in the wall?
Watch out for hammers!
Can I be excused?
My brain is going to pop!
Chilling out is good.

Tuesday, May 07, 2002

Your dedication.
That is all he asks of us.
Bygones are bygones.

Tuesday, April 30, 2002

Get back over here.
Haven't learned your lesson, yet?
Spankings all around!
Always about you.
It's not as bad as you think.
Oh, it could be worse.

Monday, April 29, 2002

It's another day.
What will you do to change that?
POSITIVELY, though.

Wednesday, April 24, 2002

When the trumpets blow,
a triumphant return then.
Meet you in the sky.
Tear yourself apart,
fill your life with worthless junk,
all you need is love.
Arms of love, stretched out.
He beckons for you to come.
He has all you need.

Friday, April 12, 2002

Don't leave your lights on!
The last thing I thought of, too.
Silly book-keeper.
Hands moving in sleep.
Unconscious activity.
I didn't mean to!

Monday, April 08, 2002

Small and black, it glows.
Piping hot in my cold hands.
Need to find my space.
Duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck GOOSE!
No, it is not new.
Its the same old crap you like.
Only easier.

Monday, April 01, 2002

When the hands of old,
Clutch hands of time and stop it,
Young can then be born.
Anticipation.
Not unlike constipation.
Waiting for something.

Saturday, March 30, 2002

"Where did the sun go?"
Who asks such silly questions?
Its behind the clouds.
It's not all that much.
I mean really, just one point!
Plans on hold for now...

Tuesday, March 26, 2002

The Easter bunny?
Oh, you didn't know, Pagan?
Life is so much more!
Hello little friend.
Isn't it interesting,
How our paths may cross.
Wasted hours and days.
Time you can never get back.
Find your inner fire.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it for me.
At least say thank you.

Thursday, March 21, 2002

Forget the career.
Put work on hold and relax.
Margarita-ville.

Tuesday, March 19, 2002

Sitting where he sat.
For some reason, now he's gone.
Working where he worked.

Eating where he ate.
Doing things he used to do.
Reading what he read.

Laughing where he laughed.
Time will heal the wound though, right?
Living where he lived.

Friday, March 15, 2002

All I have is good.
Not much bad to speak of late.
Stupidity wins.
Pressure building slow.
Forcing hot air through tunnels.
Oops, I just farted!

Thursday, March 14, 2002

My stomach is full.
I've inhaled heavenly breath.
Time to fight the world.

Wednesday, March 13, 2002

You grow more machine.
Wireless devices sprout.
Now you can be found.

Monday, March 11, 2002

Another name born.
Think outside the box, and run.
Like when worlds collide.
Shadow beast is near.
You can feel him in your soul.
Waiting to jump out.
Forget the bunny.
Put away the eggs and dye.
Jesus rose again!

Thursday, February 28, 2002

A stack of pennies.
Six high, lurking in the dark.
Lost money to find.

Wednesday, February 27, 2002

Sleeping for seconds.
Extraction site is still sore.
Damn, my breath is bad.

Thursday, February 21, 2002

Strange. On a napkin,
there is written HAMBURGER.
What does it all mean?
Monkeys are MEAN, man!
Lets say you have some candy,
and oops! Out of room.

Friday, February 15, 2002

Hey, you know three chords?
You could be in a band, man!
Blink 182.

Thursday, February 14, 2002

I love you, stinky.
Will you be my valentine?
Lets go take a bath.
Its red and oozing,
streaming down his face and drips.
Get rid of acne.

Tuesday, February 05, 2002

Smokey rings from fire.
Tamper down that little mound.
Ah, this is the life.
Once upon a time,
there were underdogs abound
who won victory.

Friday, January 25, 2002

You tired little bird.
Stop flapping your wings and rest.
Come home, build your nest.

Tuesday, January 22, 2002

Eating whilst on break.
TV off, guitar in hand.
Melody remains.
Pearly white, so tight.
Sitting in rows with helmets.
Two more casualties.
You say tom-ah-to,
I say to-may-to. Who cares?
It's a vegetable.

Monday, January 21, 2002

Grab the red one, Bill!
No no no, look behind you!
Argh! This game is dumb.
One hundred free rocks.
Choose the one to make you smile.
Your jackets' too tight.
Overflowing slums
Squeeze dirt and debris mainstream.
Infiltrate your life.

Friday, January 18, 2002

Robot needs new parts.
Peripherals add to the
digital divide.

Saturday, January 12, 2002

Stupid UPS.
You wait for package, and they
come while your at work.
Needles prick your mind.
You lose control and feeling.
Fateful day this is.
La Cucaracha,
Hey wait! Why are we singing
about cockroaches?

Thursday, January 10, 2002

Hey, why is it that:
You can scratch an itch, right, but
you can't itch a scratch?
I ate some flowers.
I was told they were minty.
But OH, they were NOT!
People can be dumb.
Not only stupid, but real
idiotic jerks.
Hello my precious.
So warm and fuzzy to touch.
I love you, meatball!

Wednesday, January 09, 2002

My eyes ache for you.
The pain is unbearable!
Gonna gouge 'em out.

Monday, January 07, 2002

Candy fills you up.
You become fat, overweight.
Better dig your hole.
Drive drive drive, vroom vroom.
Go, stop, gas, slow, monkey howl.
I get paid for this?

Monday, December 31, 2001

When out with the old
is then replaced by the new,
new things you will learn.

Tuesday, December 18, 2001

OK, do I go?
So undecided am I.
Flip a coin, baby!
Drums and bass. Sound. Light.
Tamba ramba bim bam boom.
Snap snap snap snap snap.
That's for alcohol!
You can't put water in a
Tiki mug you FOOL!

Wednesday, December 12, 2001

Almost present time!
Dude, can you wait for Christmas?
Thanks for everything.
Sound goes in my ear.
I can hear the ocean roar!
Splish splash, take a bath.
Hi Mister Tiki!
You have rum for me today?
OK, I will play.

Monday, November 26, 2001

I am the WINNER!
Battle me, I dare you FOOL!
I show you some fun.
That stupid monkey.
He tried to throw poo at me.
Karate kicked him!
Actions can hurt you.
Words can cut you up inside.
The past is over.

Sunday, November 11, 2001

Poop was green today.
Drank Burger King frozen Coke.
Never drink again...

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

One year passed. Long time.
All is well. Can't wait for more.
There's no end in sight.
For the common good.
Lets all pitch in and help out.
United we stand.

Wednesday, October 24, 2001

Almost Halloween.
Trick or treat and smell my feet!
Ding Dong, CANDY PLEASE!
There was a child; nine.
Beautiful women abound.
Soul mate in the end.

Monday, October 15, 2001

Days come and days go.
There's no point to worrying.
Everything works out.

Thursday, October 11, 2001

Rotten cadavers.
They're just vessels for your soul.
Bodies are not life.

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

Flies come buzzing 'round.
You can't mask the smell of death.
Even you will die.

Sunday, October 07, 2001

Elisha was just.
He showed his enemies love.
God watched down and smiled.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
Tomahawks fly. Explosions.
Death is just the start.

Wednesday, October 03, 2001

Seek, search and destroy.
There is no peaceful mission.
Everyone is blind.

Tuesday, October 02, 2001

Like, whatever dude!
You stupid idiot boy!
Middle school again.
In the land of fools,
there can only be one king.
Look to Democrats.

Monday, October 01, 2001

I'm in the room. Dark.
Sleepy. What time is it? Five?
I can't see the clock.

Maybe I'm dreaming.
Can't see my hand. Where is it?
In front of my face?

A small red light glows.
I get up. Stumble and fall.
What did I trip on?

Moving forward now
on all fours. The ground is wet.
It smells like vomit.

Have I woken up?
Was I awake before this?
Too many questions.

The red light shut off.
I feel a door knob above.
I can see nothing.

The door creaks open.
"HEY! I'm using the bathroom!"
a booming voice sounds.

Sorry. I'm sorry.
I didn't realize. Stupid.
Little brothers sick.
People like to moan
about their problems so much,
I say, "Look ahead."
Accept it, it's done.
You can't change the past, can you?
So get on with life.
October has come.
This month it will be a year.
More will follow suit.

Saturday, September 29, 2001

I can't sleep tonight.
Silent Hill 2 on my brain.
I must play again.

Thursday, September 27, 2001

Korean food? Yum!
Can I have more Bibimbap?
Kimchee not for me.

Tuesday, September 25, 2001

Purple oatmeal sucks.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Goo Goo was the man.
Prince Edward Island.
Nice place. Good chinese food there.
But milk in a bag?
Wicked Retahded.
I souped up my Iroc, guy!
It's so bizaah, dude.
Anticipate it.
Relentlessly imagine.
Now it's in your hand.
Bomb blasts can't be heard.
I'm too far away from there.
Moved to Canada.

Monday, September 24, 2001

Ink with a needle.
My spine tingles as it stabs.
Well worth the effort.

Friday, September 21, 2001

She's a visitor.
Your icky friend will leave soon.
A little push-push?
Winner me. You lose.
I'm champion of the world!
Bow before me, gramps!

Thursday, September 20, 2001

I'm throbbing for you!
No time for love Doctor Jones.
You need viagra?

Monday, September 17, 2001

You still have your faith?
Thats good if you do, you know,
you might need it soon.
Another day here.
Sit, type, read, think, act, work, eat.
Then its time for bed.
I need to drive them.
They can bite and scratch and yell.
They call out my name.
Your insults can sting.
We can get bruised and battered,
but our faith is strong.
Youthful energy.
The young know nothing. We do.
But we can't tell them.
Government is there.
All the while. Sitting silent.
Keeping an eye out.
Just relax. Calm down.
Stop moving and keep breathing.
We will get through this.

Friday, September 14, 2001

Remember this day,
it goes down in history
as World War III starts.

Thursday, September 13, 2001

bin Laden, Hussein.
Mcvey and Satan's puppets.
Know your enemy.
Oh blah dee, Oh blah
dah, Life goes on---oh! Nah nah
nah nah, life goes on...

Wednesday, September 12, 2001

Unpreventable.
This evil attack on us.
God is in control.
What does it matter?
Your money. Your stock? When your
family is dead?

Tuesday, September 11, 2001

Exploding buildings.
There's paper snow on Wall St
covering bodies.
Twin towers crumble.
America takes a hit.
It's OK to pray.

Thursday, September 06, 2001

Shoot the one you love,
with arrows of flame and fire,
your burning desire.

When time holds you tight,
and after you say goodnight,
you'll see them again.

When words just won't do,
A gift of gold; rings times two,
an oath and "I Do."
Had a visitor.
She was green with little wings.
I hope she comes back.
Oh, YOU didn't know!?
I thought YOU would have known first!!
Man, are YOU behind.

Tuesday, September 04, 2001

Here's the greatest trick;
the Devil convinced the world
he doesn't exist.

Sunday, September 02, 2001

Long weekends are nice.
Sleep and hang out at cook outs.
BYOB, man.

Friday, August 31, 2001

Anticipation.
Staring me blank in the face.
I'm creating art.
Claim your destiny.
Another one says "I do."
Who will be the next?

Thursday, August 30, 2001

There's pain; you might bleed.
Electric needles on skin.
Ink for human art.

Wednesday, August 29, 2001

A bird in the hand
is worth two in the buttocks.
Ummm....OK, thats gross.
Ain't no thang, G-dog!
You be wickety-whack, yo!
Learn proper english.
Don't do harm to men.
What goes around, comes around;
get it in the end.
Oh, La f'ee verte
She comes at the hour you wait,
to devour your hate.

Tuesday, August 28, 2001

Their bones are weary.
Vietnam and Korea,
Our heroes lie dead.

Monday, August 27, 2001

Salmon swim upstream,
it is their mission in life.
What is yours, tough guy?

Sunday, August 26, 2001

Pop stars are like gods.
They are idols of worship.
But they can die, too.
Who's the weakest link?
Maybe you're a millionaire.
Reality sucks.

Saturday, August 25, 2001

If you go to bed
with itchy bum, you wake up
with smelly fingers.

Friday, August 24, 2001

Don't eat yellow snow,
the taste is bitter at first
and makes you throw up!
The crust in my eyes;
so early in the morning,
and yet I'm at work.

Wednesday, August 22, 2001

A nun drove by fast,
and when asked, she said it was
a nasty habit.
I pity the fool!
B. A. Barakus says that.
I pity the fool!
Emotions feed fear.
Learn to understand your foe,
and you will beat him.
If you only knew
the power of the dark side.
Then you'd turn to light.

Monday, August 20, 2001

Don't you like my food?
Sure, it may smell funny now.
The toilet, it's from.
Theater seating:
For one guest, no smoking please.
The show is my dream.
I like dogs, they're fun!
They bark and run and fetch things
and bite the mailman!
You can never tell
how happy or successfull
you'll be in life. Ride.
How happy I'd be
If there were just three. Just Jess
and a dog and me.

Saturday, August 18, 2001

Lots of posts today.
This should make Kathleen happy.
I got more in store!
The corporate world sucks.
Have I mentioned that before?
It bears repeating.
My goodness rabbit!
You hop and jump and bump things!
You die, we cook you!

Thursday, August 16, 2001

I play the game now.
Majestic is fake, I know.
Gone reality.

Monday, June 25, 2001

Click click click click click
goes the keyboard as I type
the words click click click.
Anyone can pee.
But guys can pee standing up.
How cool is that, huh?
The car ride, silent.
Tunes played on the radio
as we drove ahead.

Tuesday, June 12, 2001

Don't touch my yardstick.
Two rulers can do the job.
Library chit-chat.
Accumulate much,
In the end, it will be gone.
Love has more power.

Sunday, June 10, 2001

You can see your cake,
but don't take a bite, big guy.
Pimples, baby, yeah!

Friday, June 08, 2001

When nature fights back
against man's unruly hand,
we globally lose.

And when we nurture
the earth and see the seeds sprout,
we globally win.
How do you know if
your asleep, when you can see
tommorrow today?
Drink up your oyster.
It is painful to get down,
to expose the pearl.
Watch out for sin, boy.
It can creep up on you like
a shadow at night.
Hey big C.E.O.
Look at me now! No problem,
for I am happy.
The boat is docking
in the bay, waiting for me
to jump on in. Ahoy!
Sit on a mountain.
Practice yoga in the buff.
New things you will learn.
Complete the training.
And one more certificate
can hang on your wall.

Tuesday, June 05, 2001

Mom and Dad are dead.
They lie in shallow pools, bloated.
Raining on us worms.

Thursday, May 31, 2001

I have killed the MAN.
No longer does he control.
The MAN killed me, too.
Bell MicroProducts
blew the load. Say hello to
my simian friends.

Thursday, April 19, 2001

Life and death arise;
the book of answers; questions
you have are in here.

Wednesday, April 18, 2001

How can you sit there
staring at something you hate
and not say a word?

Monday, April 02, 2001

Day to day you live.
Complications may arise.
Greater-good prevails.

Thursday, March 29, 2001

The blue, the red sky;
Bombs and patriotic hands.
Now barber-shop vets.

Wednesday, March 28, 2001

What makes you happy?
Find that, and you find yourself.
It is there somewhere.

Tuesday, March 27, 2001

You busy-body.
I have no time for you now.
Expendable man.

Thursday, March 22, 2001

For your journey home,
you will not need a toothbrush.
Pearly gates say "Hi."

Wednesday, March 21, 2001

Shots ring out again.
Forgive them Lord, they know not.
School-yards are war zones.
The truth is out there.
A dingo stole my baby.
Catch-phrase spewing trash.

Tuesday, March 20, 2001

Whats all this talk, huh?
You are not your bank account.
Size doesn't matter.
The Bobs will be here,
auditing the company:
Are you important?

Monday, March 19, 2001

A new study finds
something that previously
was good, is now bad.

Friday, March 16, 2001

Every action makes
an equal and opposite
reaction. Think twice.

Thursday, March 15, 2001

Futures come and go.
You can't control destiny.
Who's hand is yours in?

Tuesday, March 13, 2001

Gentle trees sway back
and forth, gliding on the breeze.
Come to paradise.

Friday, March 09, 2001

Another one leaves.
The rumors fly way before
the bullets start to.

Thursday, March 08, 2001

You wake up sleeping.
The dreams' become a nightmare.
You are still at work.

Wednesday, March 07, 2001

One more candle to
the cake. What more have I learned?
Less than I forget.
Sometimes its better
to stay inside when the snow
comes up to your head.

Monday, March 05, 2001

You see the weather,
Yet, you get up anyway.
Gotta make the bucks.

Friday, March 02, 2001

Heavy-handed men
in upper-management roles
leads to distruction.
Their question is why.
And my answer is that it
clashes with the style.
Broken Spines have no
place in the sales department.
You have no feelings.
How you know when you've
found the thing you're looking for:
Life gets simplified.
These temporary
vessels we walk around in
will crumble some day.

Thursday, March 01, 2001

That point you reach when
your comfort zone has been stripped,
you feel most alive.

Wednesday, February 28, 2001

Transparent eyes and
crooked smiles undermine your
confidence in God.
I am Jack's cold sweat.
I am Jack's itchy trigger
finger. Jack is dead.
You think this is a
game? Enjoy the ride. Life has
no reset button.
When the world can stop
and enjoy your company,
thats when you are home.

Tuesday, February 27, 2001

Work a job you hate
so you can buy crap you don't
need. This is your life.
Your future is here.
I say evolve and let the
chips fall where they may.
You live your life and
you die. It's hard to think that
that is all there is.

Monday, February 26, 2001

Managers and four
letter words go together
like peas and carrots.
Your inbox piles high
and work becomes another
nail in your coffin.

Friday, February 23, 2001

Your day is wasting
staring blankly at the screen.
Life begins at five.
Kingdom come, thy will
be done. Our savior returns.
Repent 'fore the end.
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
Self-esteem has come
and gone. My motivation
runs at ground zero.
Another friday
comes with snow adrift upon
the parking lot cars.

Thursday, February 22, 2001

Working for the man.
Slave away, today is grey.
The knife that cuts me.