Sitting, relaxing.
A movie plays while we eat
And we are content.

Driving; butterflies.
The return of a lifetime.
So much to catch up.

Remembering back.
Spanning nearly a decade.
Little haiku blog.

Different kinds of tape:
Scotch and masking, duct tape too!
Sticky, so sticky.

This daily living.
Tempers flare, interaction.
And what do you have?

You may like bad art
Hung about your house, not me.
Skin-art collector.

Technology blitz.
We see the new releases.
E3 has begun.

Rock-a-billy tunes.
Summer air flows through windows.
Just want to be home.

Two weeks to go now.
The time is aproaching fast
'Till we meet again.

Weekends' almost up.
I'm still here, my heart beating.
You've got nothing, fool.

Today is the day.
Something should be happening.
Please don't stress me out!

Three day weekends rock.
The sun is shining brightly.
And the fridge is stocked.

I'm somewhat confused
At the comment made below
And yet I'm intrigued.

Twice I saw your face.
The only bad connection
was the internet.

A few coats cover.
Changing up the stark white walls.
Atmosphere is changed.

The red cup brigade
Has swarmed across the hallway
Imbibing their juice.

An eye to watch me
While the blurry movements pass.
Life is recorded.

A bit of spanish
Is all you need when you start
To learn the language.

Spending time apart.
Miles of land between us
Making us stronger.

Its St. Pattys Day
and yet I am not Irish.
But Irish I was!

Five minutes gone by.
Students have yet to arrive.
Greek Day in the caf.

A weekend of art.
The visual stimuli.
Ocular delight.

Speaking of actions;
You say that yours are bitter
Of what I have done.

I simply respond.
Your actions caused me to doubt.
Caused me to re-think.

It was a dark time.
Never thought of suicide
Until I met you.

Promises broken.
Nothing will change how I feel.
Repent all you want.

The future is bright,
and finding a new best friend
has kept me alive.

I know that its good.
Talking through issues is key.
You have been so wise.

In eight weeks from now
Another break is at hand.
Springtime in April.

Always a good time.
So many days spent laughing.
We need each other.

Four classes ahead.
February vacation.
Nine days to myself.

The axe gently falls.
Twenty heads on chopping blocks.
I've only got one.

It was a success
In every sense of the word,
Minus dollar signs.

The joys of teaching
Mostly outweigh the bad stuff.
Kids' smiling faces.

A weekend ahead.
Artwork graces the hallway
Waiting to be seen.

How many monkeys?
There are eight of them, you see.
Sitting on my screen.

On Friday mornings
I look forward to the night
When I'll be sleeping.

The pirate bathroom.
How you suprise visitors.
Hey, arrrrr you aiming?

They're ahead of me.
All new classes and new kids.
Remember their names.

Seven times; three days.
A record-holding number
We will try to beat.

Realizing the date.
Whole new classes starting soon.
No time to relax.

Just looked at my list.
What a way to start the day.
Man, I hate this class.

Totally ganked it.
I thought it would hurt more, though.
Totally tweaked it.

Bombing down the hill.
Spreading powder as you stop.
Time to take the lift.

Replacing my teeth.
From silver to pearly white.
Two hours of pain!

The new year brings joy.
Promises of hope and change.
Campaign promises.

A decade has passed.
Caught up in past emotion.
The distance is far.

Amid the sunlight
Are streaks of yellow ochre
Dancing in the sky.

If you want burgers,
head to the best place there is.
Ralph's Diner; Wormtown.

There is the philtrum!
Located under the nose.
Its the tear-drop thing.

Starting the process.
As the skin changes color,
So too, does my life.

Messages in hand.
My car follows the old road.
Between text and lines.

Going down in flames.
My wings have been clipped, falling.
The earth comes up fast.

Its four forty-four.
It is time to make a wish.
Hold your breath for luck.

Perfection is lost.
Attaining something smaller
Only moves you on.

Its Sunday morning
and Christmas is now over.
Looking at New Years.

Serious sitcom.
The four oh seven seven.
Painless suicide.

Flying through the air.
Streaks of white blend with color.
Sugarplum fairies.

Another week starts.
Building up to unwrapping.
Its almost Christmas.

When days turn to weeks
And I haven't heard your voice,
I know what I want.

The plane has been booked.
I'm preparing to greet you.
Enveloping arms.

Explosions rocked you.
Buildings and people caught fire.
Targeting Mumbai.

Thousands of miles.
Apart, across the ocean.
A sweet reunion.

Doing bus duty
on a rainy cold dark day
makes me long for bed.

Are you thankful yet?
Why not see the good in life,
instead of the worst.

Teaching one more class.
Driving to the barber shop.
Getting a hair cut.

Thirteen hours now.
Then I will see my snowflake.
Pavement rushes past.

Its always sunny.
Dennis, Dee, Mac and Charlie.
Paddy's Pub is hot.

That special someone.
So much distance in her voice.
All I want is you.

Shaving my chest hair
Creates problems with the pipes.
Gotta show the tat.

Mans invention; time.
Cycle hours through the years.
Older but not old.

Life consumed by art
Is a life I'd like to live.
Make exhibitions.

Piratey weekend.
Spent the night in full costume.
Donning apparell.

Devouring lunch.
My empty stomach is full.
Water washes down.

Halloween morning
And I'm sitting at my desk
Dressed like Darth Vader.

Asleep in my bed.
Slowly gazing at your face.
Then I leave for work.

When its hard to deal,
I look into the future
And see my snowflake.

The costume is found.
Buried in old life boxes.
Digging through the past.

Sawing back and forth.
Making cuts that rip through flesh.
I'm carving pumpkins.

Four hours have passed.
And still I've had no classes.
Company of one.

While I work the day.
Thousands of people get by.
Hand shakes and hookers.

Economy sucks.
The housing market sucks balls.
Suck suck suck suck suck!

Eight hours from now.
I can catch my breath and chill.
The weekend is here.

Catching up on news.
Office supplies run rampant.
Pam and Jim got hitched.

Gracefully swaying.
Thirty pink arms reaching up.
Say goodbye Peaches.

Have you got answers?
No-one has it figured out.
Of this game called Life.

Light shines onto all,
illuminating secrets.
How do we move on?

Popping open tops.
The fizz makes a sound so loud.
I love the widget.

Turn the key slowly.
The pedal pushed to the floor.
And still you wont start.

Busy day ahead.
Tumbling through my thoughts in dreams.
Needed a No Doz.

As long as you care.
As long as you know I do.
We will be ok.

Underwater scene.
Swimming fish and sharks that bite.
Middle School lesson.

A blast of warm air.
Piling on layers of clothes.
Winter is coming.

Words were not needed.
Only a glance caught my eye,
I could read your mind.

Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust, we climb wreckage.
Searching for the past.

Falling to pieces,
Small shards of teeth in my hand.
Perfection is gone.

On the morning dew.
Fresh news reaches the masses.
Spreading gossip thick.

A new year begins.
Preparations have been made.
Students fill the halls.

A song to sing of.
Breathing life into my soul.
I'm chasing snowflakes.

Bruises healing slow,
Bite marks shrinking into skin.
The pain of pleasure.

Breaking all the molds.
Shedding skin to reveal self.
Take me as I am.

Deadlines looming near.
Anxiety runs at high.
Everything is due.

When the world crashes
And your life becomes a knot
Will you find escape?

Dig deeper, my son.
Use your hands to churn the earth.
Searching for your soul.

One step closer now.
Taking the long road, winding.
Big journeys ahead.

Thousands of pictures.
A whole lifetime put behind.
Ahead is unknown.

Open up your mouth.
The chosen one is coming.
Tonguey says, 'hello!'

I try not to think.
It tends to do brain damage.
Tabula rasa.

I'm a little bored.
Motivation is lacking.
Productivity.

I tried to like green.
It was hard to lie like that.
I really like blue.

There once was a man.
I can't introduce him yet.
We are out of time.

Work takes a back seat.
There is a paradigm shift.
Pushing on the gas.

Swimming in the sea,
My head is adrift, rolling.
Bobbing in the waves.

Cars were zipping past.
Danger loomed behind corners.
Make way for ducklings!

You know a little.
Whenever I speak, you learn.
Listen to my voice.

Zero percent juice.
I am confused by soda.
Natural flavor?

Employment info:
One significant other.
Must be beautiful.

Just another day.
Pushing through the boundaries.
Healing and hurting.

When it rains, it pours.
Another one bites the dust.
I must save myself.

Simple birthday wish:
Food, shelter, love and support.
Trivial pursuit.

If only it were.
If only it were perfect.
If only I was.

Green turns to opaque.
Sugar and water mixes.
Kubler, you taste good.

Where have you been, friend?
A simple mixture is made.
Commiserating.

Papers in the mail.
Old certificates revoked.
Like its never been.

Fight the world and win.
Or be broken upon sand.
Stand up or sit down.

Patiently waiting.
The expectations are high.
Want to see the end.

One down, one to go.
Many more faces to learn.
Break repetition.

Burn this fucker down.
Lights ablaze in smokey pitch.
The old life is dead.

Taken by surprise.
A whole new room to explore.
So astonishing!

So which animal?
The turtle and elephant.
Equally enough.

Shoot the elephant.
Poison-tipped darts will not work.
Rougher hide than yours.

Vodka hangover?
Drink in moderation then.
Tylenol will help.

Anticipate much.
Expect the un-expected.
Rewards will double.

Whatever the cause.
Whatever life throws at you.
Will always be there.

These profound channels.
Communication open.
Let us just relate.

Who knows the future?
Can't you see what coming up?
Returning the past.

Your lingering smell.
Intoxicating bouquet.
Like you never left.

Humid air flows forth.
Filling the room with current.
Swimming through the haze.

Enjoy your time here.
Tomorrow may come quickly.
Lasting days on earth.

People in boxes.
Labels are for fools to use.
Learn to speak human.

Quickly, quietly.
Ever searching space and time.
Pinning us all down.

Restless leg syndrome.
Paralyzing limbs with fear.
Moving without thought.

Music heals the heart.
Writing songs of love and life.
A kick to the head.

The surface of mars.
Deep craters and bright red spots.
The surface of teens.

A familiar tune.
I'm leaving on a jet plane.
Echoes in my mind.

Sending off the mail.
It will reach unknown people.
Thoughts and actions merge.

Calculate your debt.
End to end it crosses wide.
Around the world twice.

Nimble fingers type.
Unwanted hands protruding.
Loving arms embrace.

This postmodern world.
Are we a world united?
Staring at the screen.

All you ever do.
All you ever did is done.
All I am is now.

Drift around currents.
The sea flows deep with passion.
Carrying your soul.

Pushing farther on.
Wading through the muck of life.
Standing on firm ground.

The sun will come out.
Tomorrow? I sure hope so.
Grey days may slay ways.

One cannot succumb.
To the evil desires.
That scream in your head.

Sitting here, broken.
Shards of my life on the floor.
Duct tape will not fix.

You could be this cold.
Forget the life you built up.
House of cards will fall.

Tearing of the heart.
I am soaked in all its blood.
Baptized in crimson.

Fame is not the key.
Create something beautiful.
Others will come see.

When will it all end?
The future seems darker now.
This grim world will fade.

All the world is lies.
You need to adjust your eyes.
In order to see.

The phone works both ways.
The need for conversation.
Let us interact.

What more can you want?
You have your freedom right now.
Perfect kind of love.

Introverted guy.
Forcing myself into light,
Out of the old life.

When the sips are gone,
Only then you rest in peace.
Waking up groggy.

Only winter dies.
Waiting for the sun to come.
Moods will brighten then.

Seldom do I run.
Fight the fight and stay today.
Footholds are dug deep.

Gallery of one.
Create the work of Masters.
Gallery of one.

Have you seen the sun?
January of next year.
That will bring me joy.

Why do robots block?
Publishing has gone astray.
Never wanting more.

Sitting, wasting time.
Staring at the tiny toys.
Cleaning out my ears.

Slowly taking life.
Draining through your last few hours.
Time has come today.

Organize, redo.
Make it so it fits them all.
Tetris is my life.

It is so silly.
Growing, growing, gone! It's cut.
Follicle follies.

School is starting up.
Time will tick and time will fly.
Driving in my car.

What is better, huh?
Living death or dying life?
Live to die to live.

I've had too much school.
Take a break and play some games.
Interaction: none.

Action research, yes.
Collecting data to share.
Basing it on art.

Here I am again.
It's been way too freaking long.
Moving down the road.

Sitting at my desk.
Crunching numbers and artwork.
Wait, that sounds too weird.

Silence in this world
will create chaos when men
sit and do nothing!

Forty easy bucks.
Sit in on a class and read.
Maybe tattoo cash?

Reel to reel for real.
Agitate that little thing.
I'm developing.

Put it on display.
Hours spent making it right.
Look at my artwork.

Foot! Foot rest! Stool! Guy!
The thing with the thing on top!
Pictionary fun!

Feel the pressure near.
Work-related stress is bad.
So are sinuses.

Almost Christmas eve!
Did you get your shopping done?
Not too late to buy!

Its that time of year.
Wrapping presents made of crap.
Dung buddy is good.

Christmas time is here.
Fa la la la la and stuff.
The reason is what?

Don't give it away.
He has a secret to keep.
Not for you to know.

Needles piercing skin.
Pain goes away, ink will stay.
Leave a mark for good.

Haven't seen the world?
Open up your eyes you fool!
Lets all see the world.

Kiss today goodbye.
Finish up and drive on home.
Yes, I have a life.

I knew that guy once.
A little song about how
green rhymes with yellow.

Handlebar mustache.
This guy keeps lookin' at me
From a magazine.

Whats for lunch today?
Seems to be the big question.
High school life will end.

Whats the big idea?
Meetings, meetings, all day long.
Lets go fly a kite!

Confusing today.
There's spider-webs in my mind.
Go get me some RAID.

It's time to leave now.
I'll be back again real soon.
Gotta meet the folks.

Can't we all be friends?
Listen to directions, fool!
Emo Joe to go.

Pizza day today.
Too bad I brought chinese food.
I can't wait to eat!

Patriots kick butt.
Never never stop them, no!
Bigger dynasty.

Typing away now.
Click click click, I gotta go.
Skankee-swap my gift!

What is this strange place?
Haven't been in quite some time.
Oh look, here's a blog!

Open discussions.
Getting the truth out will help.
Big resolution.

Keep on trudging through.
Its further than forever.
There are twists and turns.

Once apon a time,
There was a man and a girl.
Well, thats all I know.

If you only knew.
The power of the dark side
is greater than you.

All you know is wrong.
This isn't the real world, man.
Refocus your eyes.

I have a free gift.
It will make you live better.
Do you accept it?

Sure, its fun and yes
it passes the time away,
but can you bring it?

Hours tick away
eating at the slice of life.
Your purpose in hand.

Open up your life.
Share your thoughts and feelings too.
Its time to be real.

Catching up with friends
and chatting the night away.
Good times to be had.

Did I miss a month?
Where did the summer go then?
Back to life again...

Go and press your luck.
Just one toke over the line.
Soon you will get caught.

Sleeping on the job.
Working while taking a nap.
Nighty-night buddy.

Fresh squeezed lemons here.
All for sale, only a dime.
Make your lemonade.

You're changing the world.
Or at least you think you are.
Leave the goons for good.

So what do you do?
You've got the talent to go.
The choice is all yours.

You think its the end?
All the hope you had is gone.
Jesus saves the day!

Re-connection dude.
All the fun and more to have!
Time to play the game.

Brazillian hammock.
Great new way to spend the day.
Swaying in the breeze.

No no, not the oats!
And not funny guys in beards.
They are birds, stupid.

Then; one life to live.
Abruptly pick up your stuff.
Rearranging world.

Peanuts, marshmallow.
Fruit punch and cucumbers, too.
Monkeys get it all.

Waiting while writing.
People come and people go.
Change is all constant.

Two more join the rest.
Only hours away now
And they will be one.

How 'bout a new one?
Disposable esposa?
Mine's the best around!

Please say it again.
Repeatedly repeating.
Please say it again.

The beauty defined.
Aesthetic reasons for what?
See the inner soul.

Enigmatical?
Hardly. We all joined the song.
One voice, proclaiming.

All you need is love.
Love others so they love more.
The cycle complete.

Leading the future.
Learning, drawing, oh the day!
It went by so fast.

Oh the fun we had.
Romping through the green green grass.
You fell down the hole.

Almost lunch time, dude.
I'll go eat two hot dogs, dude.
What the hecks with dude?

Regaining my sense.
Defining just who you are.
Choose the one to win.

It's Tiki Madness!
Polynesian kitch come back.
Mai Tai or Zombie?

JFK not gay.
Swingin' married bachelor, yeah!
Got shot in the head.

The lettrs do't typ.
Whn I wan to say someting.
Stupd dum kyboard!

Sitting around here.
Nothing to learn or to do.
Waiting for the job.

The world becomes still.
Time and space recline their ways.
You are all but God.

Filming videos
Theres digital images
to show the whole group.

Learning while teaching.
What you give is what you get.
Teaching while learning.

All I am is one.
Or am I much more than that?
He walks beside me.

Remaining busy
Amid my freedom wantings.
Go do the right thing.

Pluck the feathers out.
A cold bird for a warm hand.
What a travesty!

The plans have all changed.
Now to figure out tonight.
Something rhymes with vex?

Download, download now!
Gotta get the MP3's!
Music for my brain.

The day goes by fast.
The past becomes what you've done.
Marching on foreward.

Lets focus our eyes.
We must take the power back
Voice to the voice-less.

Liberal bullshit:
Stop the war to save some lives.
Abortion ok???

America strikes.
Other Nations join our fight
to oust the tyrant!

Go for the gold, dude!
Bypass the stinky silver
and just dive right in!

So you are for peace?
Protest war with violence?
Justified, you're not.

Slowly falling down.
Are they bodies or just bombs?
Either way, we win.

Coughing confusion.
Relax and put your feet up.
You deserve a break.

So many changes.
Sprouting hair and sweaty skin.
Growth will never die.

So much frustration.
Words don't roll off my tongue, no.
And onto the page.

Hey, look at this world!
How can you focus on bad?
Beauty is abound!

Eating chicken parts.
Was breaded and fried to gold.
Waiting to exhale.

I don't know 'bout you,
life seems so much bigger now.
Than when I was 10.

Here comes the elf queen.
Silently gather your thoughts.
And a few small rocks.

Very productive!
Is the product up to par?
If you enjoy it.

Play till eleven.
No rest for the weary, son.
Practice makes perfect.

I've got tomatoes.
No I haven't, thats a lie.
Boy, I've got nuthin'.

Lets play dress-up, yeah?
Oh I see your point, you scamp!
Let us play dress-down!

How many people?
How many words for them all?
Do you like my tie?

Mancala is game.
Mancala is the good game.
Broken english fun!

Little monkeys jump!
Swing and play and eat their chow.
Oh no, here comes Doc!

God is here right now.
Did you see the mountain move?
Former self, be gone!

Expectation; crap!
What if I can't handle it?
All I need is try.

Clear your mind of thought.
Think to happy times gone by.
Find your inner child.

Who's to say your fat?
Do you blame society?
I blame KFC.

Many jobs I've had.
This haiku has seen it all.
I just need one more...

Gaining days through time.
Collecting cakes and candles.
I will blow them out.

Totem pole of truth.
Listen to the color red.
March on further, sir.

Lazily sleeping.
My eyes appear to the world.
Hibernation, yes!

Adopt a new face.
The old one has been removed.
Hello, who are you?

Need to know Kami.
Looking in rocks and nature.
Way of the Shinto.

A week back in work.
Its not where I want to be.
Rather be in school.

Small rings of power.
Not the ONE ring, but tasty!
I have found the Ohs!

Snow tops off the streets.
Parked cars become little hills.
Dig out the snowboard!

People are so weird.
You can't read their thoughts, thats good!
But they know better.

How long do you have?
To live, I mean. Where's the clock?
Tick tock tick tock, die...

Mountain Dew in hand,
all day long to eat and play,
What could be better?

Who wants homework, huh?
It gets in the way of stuff.
Stuff is what I like!

You meet up again,
going to the party soon,
dance the night away!

Who knows the future?
There is only one, you know.
His plan is for all.

Sometimes I break down.
And my defenses crumble.
All I can do is...

Over-reaction?
I am over-sensitive?
And what about you?

There were questions, yes.
And now they have been answered.
Does not make it right.

Haven't you heard yet?
The cat is out of the bag
and into the trash!

Cut through this hour.
Stainless steel gone bloody red.
What to do tonight?

Not another day.
Cannot wait till yesterday.
Rain stuck in the mud.

I see a new frog.
I will call him Jimmy Fu.
Wonton cookies too!!!

The work piles up.
Its now a balancing act.
Videogames first?

One more person soon.
We're still waiting for the girl.
Any hour now.

Testing what you've learned.
All in my head must come out
in written fashion.

All this time gone by
and what do I have to show?
Boy, I got nuthin'...

The days have gone by,
Rapidly descending down
the ladder of life.

Under one hundred.
Plus tax, plus labor and parts.
Almost three hundred!

Feet go on arrows?
Its Dance Dance Revolution!
Its all in the mind.

Watching the bunnies.
Flip, run, jump, fly and flip out.
Oh, what fun we had.

All you need is love.
Love is just like oxygen.
The greatest thing learned.

Everybody works.
Is what you do, who you are?
Defined by standards.

Good friends and good fruit.
The best recipe for fun.
Oh, fondue helps too!

Not so much to do.
Relaxing over weekends.
Sipping herbal tea.

Repairs have been made.
Gets me where I want to go.
Happy SUV.

Almost through with her.
The green fairy will leave soon.
She must be replaced!

Almost time again.
When the school year starts up and
teachers call it quits.

The weekend was long.
One: A renewal of vows.
Two: Very loud kids.

Almost beer o'clock.
Two hours and I'm buying.
Forget work for now.

Fire and Ice: nice!
Got to crack open snow crab.
Fellowship of five.

One hundred degrees.
Keep hydrated if you drink.
Fun work cook-out day!

Broken vein, purple.
Will I be able to play?
Volleyball and beer.

Saw the signs that read:
Aliens invade U.S.!
Was worth the money.

More exposure now?
From paintings or book drawings?
Which will make me rich?

A good band equals:
Talent, plus the love for song.
They must get along.

Stupid DVD's!
What??! Unable to play disc!!??
Time to die, machine!

Seeing family.
Friends for five or more minutes.
The weekend has gone.

One of three I've got.
I may watch it any time.
Rings on DVD.

Going for the Soul.
Inviting and refreshing.
Turn me inside-out.

Going to the cape.
Cracking open lobster shells.
Dip in butter, YUM!

Slacking off with words.
What to write, or I'm lazy.
Or busy with paint.

You wore the red dress?
Are you trying to kill me?
You know you look hot.

Masterpiece complete.
The first of many to come.
Will I be famous?

Life's lessons relearned.
Who you are, and who to be.
Confusion has left.

Sponge-Bob pinata.
Baseball bat in hand. Ready!??
Sponge-Bob has no heart.

All I can do now.
Occupy my time with things.
Appreciation.

Mix the colors well.
Red blue green yellow purple.
Brush on the canvas.

Her side of the bed.
Cold as the wind in the night.
Five days and counting.

Waiting for the beast.
Not the one to conquer all.
This one goes, "eep eep."

You are not your car.
You are not your bank account.
You are who you are.

Plenty to eat; drink.
New faces to remember.
In-law reunion.

Yummy pop goodness!
You feel the tartness so clear!
Click Yum Pop dot com!

Results are tallied.
Scores have been sent in the mail.
I have passed the test.

Gradification?
Instantly the longer wins.
Restful sleep comes next.

Underware burglar?
Scurrying in the darkness
and hamper-raiding.

Momma always said:
"Life is like a box of poop."
Momma is stupid.

Pages and pages
many words are created
Till the pen goes dry.

Strenuous work-out.
Getting paid and keeping fit.
Now its time for rest.

Show me the money!
Gotta get the loot to boot.
Then I can speed up.

One more bites the dust.
Ratio of trucks to cars
has added one more.

Drive in the city.
Strive to make it in one piece.
Bribe the meter-maid.

To the touch; fuzzy.
Strange flavor my toe cheese has.
Yet, it keeps me warm.

Memorial day.
Shopping and walking in town.
Dogs were not the thing.

Jump across the cage!
Stop frustrating me, monkey!
You damn dirty ape!

Who is the monkey?
The one pooping? Or the one
cleaning up the poop?

You think you're so cool?
Just because you smoke? Two words:
Nicotine water.

I rebuilt the fence.
Keeps the grass where it should be.
On top of my head.

Transportation found.
The tunnel into your brain
is now wide open.

I tickled monkey.
He said, "Eep eep stop you jerk!"
Monkey is no fun.

Its already here.
And you thought you had to wait.
Too bad it won't last.

Green fairy dancing
on my tongue and down my throat.
Oh, what joy is this!

All the plans are set.
The weekend is taking shape.
Time to get away.

So much time in life.
Where will you be in ten years?
Get where you're going.

I remembered it!
Failing lends itself to grief,
so perservere, fool!

Consumerism.
Buying the latest gadget.
Is it important?

Are you sure you're right?
What if you are wrong, then what?
Double check yourself.

They're little demons!
They play nice, and then they strike!
Oh, what trickery.

Imagine the taste.
Sweet and bitter rolling 'round
your tongue and in you.

Days turn into weeks.
Your whole life begins to blur.
Time to end the ride.

All we are is what?
Just one more brick in the wall?
Watch out for hammers!

Can I be excused?
My brain is going to pop!
Chilling out is good.

Your dedication.
That is all he asks of us.
Bygones are bygones.

Get back over here.
Haven't learned your lesson, yet?
Spankings all around!

Always about you.
It's not as bad as you think.
Oh, it could be worse.

It's another day.
What will you do to change that?
POSITIVELY, though.

When the trumpets blow,
a triumphant return then.
Meet you in the sky.

Tear yourself apart,
fill your life with worthless junk,
all you need is love.

Arms of love, stretched out.
He beckons for you to come.
He has all you need.

Don't leave your lights on!
The last thing I thought of, too.
Silly book-keeper.

Hands moving in sleep.
Unconscious activity.
I didn't mean to!

Small and black, it glows.
Piping hot in my cold hands.
Need to find my space.

Duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck GOOSE!

No, it is not new.
Its the same old crap you like.
Only easier.

When the hands of old,
Clutch hands of time and stop it,
Young can then be born.

Anticipation.
Not unlike constipation.
Waiting for something.

"Where did the sun go?"
Who asks such silly questions?
Its behind the clouds.

It's not all that much.
I mean really, just one point!
Plans on hold for now...

The Easter bunny?
Oh, you didn't know, Pagan?
Life is so much more!

Hello little friend.
Isn't it interesting,
How our paths may cross.

Wasted hours and days.
Time you can never get back.
Find your inner fire.

I didn't do it.
I didn't do it for me.
At least say thank you.

Forget the career.
Put work on hold and relax.
Margarita-ville.

Sitting where he sat.
For some reason, now he's gone.
Working where he worked.

Eating where he ate.
Doing things he used to do.
Reading what he read.

Laughing where he laughed.
Time will heal the wound though, right?
Living where he lived.

All I have is good.
Not much bad to speak of late.
Stupidity wins.

Pressure building slow.
Forcing hot air through tunnels.
Oops, I just farted!

My stomach is full.
I've inhaled heavenly breath.
Time to fight the world.

You grow more machine.
Wireless devices sprout.
Now you can be found.

Another name born.
Think outside the box, and run.
Like when worlds collide.

Shadow beast is near.
You can feel him in your soul.
Waiting to jump out.

Forget the bunny.
Put away the eggs and dye.
Jesus rose again!

A stack of pennies.
Six high, lurking in the dark.
Lost money to find.

Sleeping for seconds.
Extraction site is still sore.
Damn, my breath is bad.

Strange. On a napkin,
there is written HAMBURGER.
What does it all mean?

Monkeys are MEAN, man!
Lets say you have some candy,
and oops! Out of room.

Hey, you know three chords?
You could be in a band, man!
Blink 182.

I love you, stinky.
Will you be my valentine?
Lets go take a bath.

Its red and oozing,
streaming down his face and drips.
Get rid of acne.

Smokey rings from fire.
Tamper down that little mound.
Ah, this is the life.

Once upon a time,
there were underdogs abound
who won victory.

You tired little bird.
Stop flapping your wings and rest.
Come home, build your nest.

Eating whilst on break.
TV off, guitar in hand.
Melody remains.

Pearly white, so tight.
Sitting in rows with helmets.
Two more casualties.

You say tom-ah-to,
I say to-may-to. Who cares?
It's a vegetable.

Grab the red one, Bill!
No no no, look behind you!
Argh! This game is dumb.

One hundred free rocks.
Choose the one to make you smile.
Your jackets' too tight.

Overflowing slums
Squeeze dirt and debris mainstream.
Infiltrate your life.

Robot needs new parts.
Peripherals add to the
digital divide.

Stupid UPS.
You wait for package, and they
come while your at work.

Needles prick your mind.
You lose control and feeling.
Fateful day this is.

La Cucaracha,
Hey wait! Why are we singing
about cockroaches?

Hey, why is it that:
You can scratch an itch, right, but
you can't itch a scratch?

I ate some flowers.
I was told they were minty.
But OH, they were NOT!

People can be dumb.
Not only stupid, but real
idiotic jerks.

Hello my precious.
So warm and fuzzy to touch.
I love you, meatball!

My eyes ache for you.
The pain is unbearable!
Gonna gouge 'em out.

Candy fills you up.
You become fat, overweight.
Better dig your hole.

Drive drive drive, vroom vroom.
Go, stop, gas, slow, monkey howl.
I get paid for this?

When out with the old
is then replaced by the new,
new things you will learn.

OK, do I go?
So undecided am I.
Flip a coin, baby!

Drums and bass. Sound. Light.
Tamba ramba bim bam boom.
Snap snap snap snap snap.

That's for alcohol!
You can't put water in a
Tiki mug you FOOL!

Almost present time!
Dude, can you wait for Christmas?
Thanks for everything.

Sound goes in my ear.
I can hear the ocean roar!
Splish splash, take a bath.

Hi Mister Tiki!
You have rum for me today?
OK, I will play.

I am the WINNER!
Battle me, I dare you FOOL!
I show you some fun.

That stupid monkey.
He tried to throw poo at me.
Karate kicked him!

Actions can hurt you.
Words can cut you up inside.
The past is over.

Poop was green today.
Drank Burger King frozen Coke.
Never drink again...

One year passed. Long time.
All is well. Can't wait for more.
There's no end in sight.

For the common good.
Lets all pitch in and help out.
United we stand.

Almost Halloween.
Trick or treat and smell my feet!
Ding Dong, CANDY PLEASE!

There was a child; nine.
Beautiful women abound.
Soul mate in the end.

Days come and days go.
There's no point to worrying.
Everything works out.

Rotten cadavers.
They're just vessels for your soul.
Bodies are not life.

Flies come buzzing 'round.
You can't mask the smell of death.
Even you will die.

Elisha was just.
He showed his enemies love.
God watched down and smiled.

One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
Tomahawks fly. Explosions.
Death is just the start.

Seek, search and destroy.
There is no peaceful mission.
Everyone is blind.

Like, whatever dude!
You stupid idiot boy!
Middle school again.

In the land of fools,
there can only be one king.
Look to Democrats.

I'm in the room. Dark.
Sleepy. What time is it? Five?
I can't see the clock.

Maybe I'm dreaming.
Can't see my hand. Where is it?
In front of my face?

A small red light glows.
I get up. Stumble and fall.
What did I trip on?

Moving forward now
on all fours. The ground is wet.
It smells like vomit.

Have I woken up?
Was I awake before this?
Too many questions.

The red light shut off.
I feel a door knob above.
I can see nothing.

The door creaks open.
"HEY! I'm using the bathroom!"
a booming voice sounds.

Sorry. I'm sorry.
I didn't realize. Stupid.
Little brothers sick.

People like to moan
about their problems so much,
I say, "Look ahead."

Accept it, it's done.
You can't change the past, can you?
So get on with life.

October has come.
This month it will be a year.
More will follow suit.

I can't sleep tonight.
Silent Hill 2 on my brain.
I must play again.

Korean food? Yum!
Can I have more Bibimbap?
Kimchee not for me.

Purple oatmeal sucks.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Goo Goo was the man.

Prince Edward Island.
Nice place. Good chinese food there.
But milk in a bag?

Wicked Retahded.
I souped up my Iroc, guy!
It's so bizaah, dude.

Anticipate it.
Relentlessly imagine.
Now it's in your hand.

Bomb blasts can't be heard.
I'm too far away from there.
Moved to Canada.

Ink with a needle.
My spine tingles as it stabs.
Well worth the effort.

She's a visitor.
Your icky friend will leave soon.
A little push-push?

Winner me. You lose.
I'm champion of the world!
Bow before me, gramps!

I'm throbbing for you!
No time for love Doctor Jones.
You need viagra?

You still have your faith?
Thats good if you do, you know,
you might need it soon.

Another day here.
Sit, type, read, think, act, work, eat.
Then its time for bed.

I need to drive them.
They can bite and scratch and yell.
They call out my name.

Your insults can sting.
We can get bruised and battered,
but our faith is strong.

Youthful energy.
The young know nothing. We do.
But we can't tell them.

Government is there.
All the while. Sitting silent.
Keeping an eye out.

Just relax. Calm down.
Stop moving and keep breathing.
We will get through this.

Remember this day,
it goes down in history
as World War III starts.

bin Laden, Hussein.
Mcvey and Satan's puppets.
Know your enemy.

Oh blah dee, Oh blah
dah, Life goes on---oh! Nah nah
nah nah, life goes on...

Unpreventable.
This evil attack on us.
God is in control.

What does it matter?
Your money. Your stock? When your
family is dead?

Exploding buildings.
There's paper snow on Wall St
covering bodies.

Twin towers crumble.
America takes a hit.
It's OK to pray.

Shoot the one you love,
with arrows of flame and fire,
your burning desire.

When time holds you tight,
and after you say goodnight,
you'll see them again.

When words just won't do,
A gift of gold; rings times two,
an oath and "I Do."

Had a visitor.
She was green with little wings.
I hope she comes back.

Oh, YOU didn't know!?
I thought YOU would have known first!!
Man, are YOU behind.

Here's the greatest trick;
the Devil convinced the world
he doesn't exist.

Long weekends are nice.
Sleep and hang out at cook outs.
BYOB, man.

Anticipation.
Staring me blank in the face.
I'm creating art.

Claim your destiny.
Another one says "I do."
Who will be the next?

There's pain; you might bleed.
Electric needles on skin.
Ink for human art.

A bird in the hand
is worth two in the buttocks.
Ummm....OK, thats gross.

Ain't no thang, G-dog!
You be wickety-whack, yo!
Learn proper english.

Don't do harm to men.
What goes around, comes around;
get it in the end.

Oh, La f'ee verte
She comes at the hour you wait,
to devour your hate.

Their bones are weary.
Vietnam and Korea,
Our heroes lie dead.

Salmon swim upstream,
it is their mission in life.
What is yours, tough guy?

Pop stars are like gods.
They are idols of worship.
But they can die, too.

Who's the weakest link?
Maybe you're a millionaire.
Reality sucks.

If you go to bed
with itchy bum, you wake up
with smelly fingers.

Don't eat yellow snow,
the taste is bitter at first
and makes you throw up!

The crust in my eyes;
so early in the morning,
and yet I'm at work.

A nun drove by fast,
and when asked, she said it was
a nasty habit.

I pity the fool!
B. A. Barakus says that.
I pity the fool!

Emotions feed fear.
Learn to understand your foe,
and you will beat him.

If you only knew
the power of the dark side.
Then you'd turn to light.

Don't you like my food?
Sure, it may smell funny now.
The toilet, it's from.

Theater seating:
For one guest, no smoking please.
The show is my dream.

I like dogs, they're fun!
They bark and run and fetch things
and bite the mailman!

You can never tell
how happy or successfull
you'll be in life. Ride.

How happy I'd be
If there were just three. Just Jess
and a dog and me.

Lots of posts today.
This should make Kathleen happy.
I got more in store!

The corporate world sucks.
Have I mentioned that before?
It bears repeating.

My goodness rabbit!
You hop and jump and bump things!
You die, we cook you!

I play the game now.
Majestic is fake, I know.
Gone reality.